January 2011
61 posts
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My kuya..
Kuya: illa, hindi ba nag-ddry ito (opens mouth, sticks tongue out, points to his tongue) mo kapag nag-didiet pills ka? Me: kelangan talaga maraming tubig! It really dehydrates u.. Kuya: huh? Yung (does it again) dito mo? Me: oo nga, just don’t 4get 2 drink water.. Kuya: yung (does it again) dito mo?! Me: oo nga! And u could just say tongue u know! Mukha kang tanga!!! he rushed...
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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HAAAALP!
I need a band that sounds like UPD.. Unfortunately they will be in hong kong when we need the.. Any suggestions?
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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“A Filipino may denationalize himself but not his stomach. He may travel over the...”
– From the essay: Where Is The Patis? by Carmen Guerrero Nakpil (via cold-nostalgia)
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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My mom greeted me good morning then..
Mom: Anak, namatay na asawa ni Mang Pedro (newspaper delivery man) Me: Oh, kawawa naman, ilang taon na? Mom: Naku, namatay na silang lahat! Mamamatay na din yang si Mang Pedro! Me: o_0
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Jan 24th
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My kuya playing angry birds
Kuya: illa, ano tong coming soon? Hindi ba pwedeng buksan toh?! Me: o_O
Jan 24th
nabuburat na talaga ako sa mga nag-ppeace sign na...
Jan 24th
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Me: mommy(my lola), ang cute ng aso! Ang taba taba.. Mommy: oo nga, tingnan mo din yung may ari, sobrang taba din!
Jan 23rd
OVERWORKED AND UNDERSEXED.
dernullmeridian: Haay.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
Jan 23rd
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Listenincuboring: theplenilune: Incubus - Echo ...
Jan 23rd
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“Anger always comes from frustrated expectations.”
– Elliott Larson (via kari-shma)
Jan 22nd
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Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
sore-thumbelina: 1. Bloody Mary2. Cosmopolitan 3. Dry Martini 4. Pina Colada 5. Sake 6. Tequila 7. Vodka Tonic 8. Whiskey 9. White Russian
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
Listenquillantoledo: Hootie & the Blowfish - Let...
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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“Kung tatlo lang kayo sa bahay hindi mo na kailangan nga ACHAY!”
– lolagets ko
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Jan 18th
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“PUKANENANG YANG MGA PUTANGINANG YAN, DI MAN LANG MAGBAYAD ANG MGA PUTANG...”
– lolagets ko
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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I'm bored! walang boss..
ask away..
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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People who aren't polite to the waiters, street...
amen
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up
dearmary: octogirl: i can’t wait for the song. let’s see here: oh JAKE what a MISTAKE i should have known that you would TAKE my heart and let it BREAK oh JAKE you were such a SNAKE remember by the LAKE when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE JAKE you were such a FAKE you can’t even BAKE CAKE oh JAKE what a MISTAKE fuck you with a RAKE i guess I couldn’t MAKE ...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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HIMYM wassup with the numbers? and.. :'(
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd