January 2011
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My kuya..
Kuya: illa, hindi ba nag-ddry ito (opens mouth, sticks tongue out, points to his tongue) mo kapag nag-didiet pills ka?
Me: kelangan talaga maraming tubig! It really dehydrates u..
Kuya: huh? Yung (does it again) dito mo?
Me: oo nga, just don’t 4get 2 drink water..
Kuya: yung (does it again) dito mo?!
Me: oo nga! And u could just say tongue u know! Mukha kang tanga!!!
he rushed...
HAAAALP!
I need a band that sounds like UPD.. Unfortunately they will be in hong kong when we need the..
Any suggestions?
A Filipino may denationalize himself but not his stomach. He may travel over the...
– From the essay: Where Is The Patis? by Carmen Guerrero Nakpil (via cold-nostalgia)
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My mom greeted me good morning then..
Mom: Anak, namatay na asawa ni Mang Pedro (newspaper delivery man)
Me: Oh, kawawa naman, ilang taon na?
Mom: Naku, namatay na silang lahat! Mamamatay na din yang si Mang Pedro!
Me: o_0
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My kuya playing angry birds
Kuya: illa, ano tong coming soon?
Hindi ba pwedeng buksan toh?!
Me: o_O
nabuburat na talaga ako sa mga nag-ppeace sign na...
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Me: mommy(my lola), ang cute ng aso! Ang taba taba..
Mommy: oo nga, tingnan mo din yung may ari, sobrang taba din!
OVERWORKED AND UNDERSEXED.
dernullmeridian:
Haay.
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
Anger always comes from frustrated expectations.
– Elliott Larson (via kari-shma)
Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
sore-thumbelina:
1. Bloody Mary2. Cosmopolitan
3. Dry Martini
4. Pina Colada
5. Sake
6. Tequila
7. Vodka Tonic
8. Whiskey
9. White Russian
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Kung tatlo lang kayo sa bahay hindi mo na kailangan nga ACHAY!
– lolagets ko
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PUKANENANG YANG MGA PUTANGINANG YAN, DI MAN LANG MAGBAYAD ANG MGA PUTANG...
– lolagets ko
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I'm bored! walang boss..
ask away..
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People who aren't polite to the waiters, street...
amen
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so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up
dearmary:
octogirl:
i can’t wait for the song. let’s see here:
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
remember by the LAKE
when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
you were such a FAKE
you can’t even BAKE
CAKE
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
fuck you with a RAKE
i guess I couldn’t MAKE
...
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HIMYM wassup with the numbers? and.. :'(
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